I 20something guy who moved to sucker free San Francisco from sweet home Chicago in May 2008…then I met a girl and moved to Copenhagen, Denmark. Then I came back to Chicago. This is a chronicle of how I get down out here. It’s almost entirely submitted via iPhone, so most of it is close to or in real time, which is comical in itself mostly nonsense.Tumblr (3.0; @barbar)http://barbar.tumblr.com/“I can’t even understand [him] because half of what he says is l33t and the other half...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/254840243http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/254840243Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:16:00 -0600l33t“…dirt, old green wooden bleachers, hot dogs, and PBR - that’s what a baseball...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/234161967http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/234161967Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:47:18 -0600baseballThe girl next to me at work is fat. Which would be fine if she didn’t blame her fatness on...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/228119092http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/228119092Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:17:15 -0500fat“Man I love PEZ. I wanna try those big ones. I imagined eating one the size of a bar of soap...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/225451412http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/225451412Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:03:29 -0500PEZ“Oh..this must not be a big game. You know it’s not a big game when they have a broad...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/221933475http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/221933475Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:53:36 -0500college football“People have these lofty expectations for Obama because of how bad Bush did. If Bush had done...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/208564354http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/208564354Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:56:40 -0500obamabush(Facebook Status) [Me] is listening to ignorant n*gga music that will surely thrust Georgia back...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/206479410http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/206479410Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:37:00 -0500rapmexican foodtacoshorchata“I spray nut on hoes like Windex.” - Waxamillionhttp://barbar.tumblr.com/post/204259816http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/204259816Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:45:37 -0500<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="339" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/41190866001?isVid=1&publisherID=40792542001" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=43167929001&playerID=41190866001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/41190866001?isVid=1&publisherID=40792542001" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=43167929001&playerID=41190866001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I introduce you to the most ridiculous bullshit, ever.</p>http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/203666870http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/203666870Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:56:32 -05002012bullshit<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqpr8nQKGo1qzer51o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I stole from <a href="http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/200448775/nicksays-heartlesshero-via" target="_blank">theloveyturtle</a>:</p>http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/201011504http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/201011504Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:14:13 -0500Jerome: Speaking of breakfast, I cannot wait to get a Lou's Special at Sterling Family...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/201010900http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/201010900Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:13:09 -0500peoriasterling family restaurant“Well if I had a kid, I mean, I’m not having a kid…man, I don’t want...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/200395543http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/200395543Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:55:07 -0500Ok…this isn’t a blog about development, but since development is kind of my job...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/196212850http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/196212850Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:54:00 -0500couchdbicuerrorbullshit<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqcgjxJUDR1qz97lho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kanye West interupts Liu Kang</p>http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/193696240http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/193696240Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:14:21 -0500kanye west photochopped<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/09/whos-that-sexy-young-thing/">Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth. </a>http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/184239117http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/184239117Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:13:03 -0500sex and the city“Cubs win another series; that’s 2 in a row. I fully expect us to win our next 31 games...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/178204832http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/178204832Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:46:01 -0500Cubs“I used to live in the back of a holding van, / used to be offbeat like the white girls...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/174812642http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/174812642Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:32:33 -0500“If you the shit nigga, I don’t care about shit now.” - Immortal Techniquehttp://barbar.tumblr.com/post/169295364http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/169295364Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:14:51 -0500“If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting The Price Is...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/165335365http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/165335365Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:08:20 -050030 RockWhile I was coming back from the store, some woman just burst out of the apartment across from mine...http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/161818044http://barbar.tumblr.com/post/161818044Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:53:59 -0500