While I was coming back from the store, some woman just burst out of the apartment across from mine chanting, gleefully, “I’m not pregnant! I’m not preeeggnant!” I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me, but I looked her dead in the eye and said, tersely, “Bitch you better not be.” Then I turned, opened my door, and came inside my apartment.
I 20something guy who moved to sucker free San Francisco from sweet home Chicago in May 2008...then I met a girl and moved to Copenhagen, Denmark. Then I came back to Chicago.
This is a chronicle of how I get down out here. It's almost entirely submitted via iPhone, so most of it is close to or in real time, which is comical in itself mostly nonsense.
Had to take a written exam; if you are eligible for the Safe Driver Renewal you don’t have to do anything, but I wasn’t eligible for the Safe Driver Renewal cause I like racing.”
— Mark A.K.A Young Jerome Jr.
They made a fucking Gundam!!!!!!!!!! Japan is so awesome.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth”
Why is this person standing so close to A GIANT WAVE? via.
Why is there **nobody** SURFING ON THIS!!!!
He's Finally Gone!!! »
This guy won less games for us than he helped us lose. I hope Dumars teaches you how to handle the ball.
A winning routine is important for success. My winning routine consists of eating, sleeping, and waking up ready to dominate.”
— Shaq
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.”
— The Joker, The Dark Night
