Well if I had a kid, I mean, I’m not having a kid…man, I don’t want kids.”
— coworker
I 20something guy who moved to sucker free San Francisco from sweet home Chicago in May 2008...then I met a girl and moved to Copenhagen, Denmark. Then I came back to Chicago.
This is a chronicle of how I get down out here. It's almost entirely submitted via iPhone, so most of it is close to or in real time, which is comical in itself mostly nonsense.
Well if I had a kid, I mean, I’m not having a kid…man, I don’t want kids.
CouchDB on Leopard: libicuuc error
Ok…this isn’t a blog about development, but since development is kind of my job I’m gonna put this here.
If you just tried upgrading your couchdb installation via MacPorts, you might have gotten this error when you restarted it:
$ Apache CouchDB 0.9.1 (LogLevel=info) is starting.
{"init terminating in do_boot","dlopen(/opt/local/lib/couchdb/erlang/lib/couch
0.9.1/priv/lib/couch_erl_driver.so, 2): Library not loaded:
/opt/local/lib/libicuuc.42.dylib Referenced from:
/opt/local/lib/couchdb/erlang/lib/couch-0.9.1/priv/lib/couch_erl_driver.so
Reason: image not found"}
That apparently is because of MacPorts also upgrades to an incompatible version of icu
Bullshit, I know. But here is the fix, at least for me:
$ sudo port activate icu @4.2.1_1
---> Deactivating icu @4.3.1_0
---> Activating icu @4.2.1_1
Kanye West interupts Liu Kang
Cubs win another series; that’s 2 in a row. I fully expect us to win our next 31 games (to finish the regular season 98-64), cruise into the playoffs, and win the World Series”
— Mark
I used to live in the back of a holding van, / used to be offbeat like the white girls shoulder dance.”
If you the shit nigga, I don’t care about shit now.”
— Immortal Technique
If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting The Price Is Right.”
— Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock
While I was coming back from the store, some woman just burst out of the apartment across from mine chanting, gleefully, “I’m not pregnant! I’m not preeeggnant!” I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me, but I looked her dead in the eye and said, tersely, “Bitch you better not be.” Then I turned, opened my door, and came inside my apartment.
Had to take a written exam; if you are eligible for the Safe Driver Renewal you don’t have to do anything, but I wasn’t eligible for the Safe Driver Renewal cause I like racing.”
— Mark A.K.A Young Jerome Jr.
