Billet Doux

Sep 30

I stole from theloveyturtle:

I stole from theloveyturtle:

Peoria

Sep 29

“Well if I had a kid, I mean, I’m not having a kid…man, I don’t want kids.” — coworker

Sep 24

CouchDB on Leopard: libicuuc error

Ok…this isn’t a blog about development, but since development is kind of my job I’m gonna put this here.

If you just tried upgrading your couchdb installation via MacPorts, you might have gotten this error when you restarted it:

$ Apache CouchDB 0.9.1 (LogLevel=info) is starting.
   {"init terminating in do_boot","dlopen(/opt/local/lib/couchdb/erlang/lib/couch
   0.9.1/priv/lib/couch_erl_driver.so, 2): Library not loaded:
   /opt/local/lib/libicuuc.42.dylib  Referenced from:
   /opt/local/lib/couchdb/erlang/lib/couch-0.9.1/priv/lib/couch_erl_driver.so
   Reason: image not found"}

That apparently is because of MacPorts also upgrades to an incompatible version of icu

Bullshit, I know. But here is the fix, at least for me:

$ sudo port activate icu @4.2.1_1
   --->  Deactivating icu @4.3.1_0
   --->  Activating icu @4.2.1_1

Sep 21

Kanye West interupts Liu Kang

Kanye West interupts Liu Kang

Sep 09

Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth.

Sep 02

“Cubs win another series; that’s 2 in a row. I fully expect us to win our next 31 games (to finish the regular season 98-64), cruise into the playoffs, and win the World Series” — Mark

Aug 29

“I used to live in the back of a holding van, / used to be offbeat like the white girls shoulder dance.”

Aug 22

“If you the shit nigga, I don’t care about shit now.” — Immortal Technique

Aug 17

“If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting The Price Is Right.” — Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock