Billet Doux

Canadian Sex Acts

Mar 26th

“When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead....”
— Barney Stinson

Mar 26th

“There’s no “I” in “TEAM”,...”
— Coach Clark on the white-board

Mar 25th

The Greatest President Ever

Mar 19th

“Dude, I’m going to war over here with these trial...”
— Los

Mar 18th

Fat Albert on Hulu!!!!

Mar 18th

I definitely getting one of these.

Mar 16th

Bad Girls Club

[high five between two sluts]
slut #1: Is it bad that I high fived you after fucking some weird Mexican guy in the hot tub?
slut #2: He had a condom on so it doesn't count!
slut #1: Ok good :)
[high five between two sluts]

Mar 12th

Bitches seem to be on the rise….

Mar 12th

“…’cause Dysons suck harder than an Alpha Chi...”
— B. Haas

Mar 11th

T-Pain’s Thoughts: “Man, that’s a dope...

Mar 11th

Chronic Bitch at a Guy Disorder:...

In college I had a women’s studies class. I don’t remember why I opted to take it, but I...

Mar 10th

“I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other night, and I was...”
— John Milius

Mar 9th

I Love My iPhone

The great thing about the iPhone is that it allows me to take care of business while I’m on...

Mar 9th

The Great Wall of China is NOT Visible...

So I went to bed at (PST) 8 PM so that I could wake up at 1:30 AM to watch the World Baseball...

Mar 8th

Death By...Viagra!

Mar 5th

C'mon...God isn't on Facebook!!

Mar 4th

“When are you coming home next?? You better not say...”
— PowerHouse

Mar 4th

Do intelligent people really listen to Rush...

Mar 2nd

This is so great.

Mar 2nd