I am so proud of my grocery bag.
Feb 1st
French beer = Ass. The bottle is nice though. Maybe they...
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
Jan 23rd
It's a Strap-on With Included Dildo
This happened several weeks ago, but I never posted the story here… Soooooo ...
Jan 22nd
This juice is the shit. Cranberries and Tangerines? I never...
Jan 22nd
Grocery Store Pickup Lines
theloveyturtle: Guy: So…(looks into my basket) you like… lettuce? The best part was he knew it...
Jan 20th
Breakfast of champions.
Jan 17th
“..that’s like trusting Shamu to go down on you.”
— R.E.
— R.E.
Jan 13th
For a straight guy, I think I did a pretty good job with...
Jan 12th
Women are beautiful, yet, sometimes really gross too. What...
Jan 11th
So yea, I’m at the Hukilau drinking a fruity ass girly...
Jan 10th
Yeah...
theloveyturtle: I kinda fell asleep on the bus. Not a good idea! I was just soooo tired. I missed...
Jan 10th
What kind of advertisement is this Facebook? What kind of...
Jan 7th
Caught With Your Pants (upside) Down
Jan 6th
Front yard.
Jan 5th
Safety first
Jan 5th
Watch
This is raw. Bruce Lee is Raw.
Jan 2nd
They're playing Looney Toons
On Cartoon Network; a very happy new year indeed.
Jan 2nd