Billet Doux

2009

December 1
November 2
October 7
September 7
August 4
July 5
June 10
May 9
April 6
March 20
February 11
January 19

2008

December 12
November 23
October 38
September 24
August 5
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Beginning of stupidity.
Dec 30th
“I’ll see your mark ass in heaven.”
— Old ass nigga getting off the...
Dec 29th

Rather Appropriately

Greensleeves is playing in the background of the airport as I wait in the longest line ever to get...
Dec 29th

At This Very Moment

…I am doing all of my Christmas shopping.
Dec 24th
Help me save ESPN by killing this man if you see him.
Dec 23rd
Maybe I don’t want to retire as a teacher…
Dec 20th
Fuck.
Dec 20th

No man is an island

Bullshit. I’m an island. I can prove it.
Dec 20th

Kid sister visiting me in SF from ATL

me: This is pretty good.
kid sis: What the heck is that?
me: Aioli.
kid sis: Who?
me: Aioli...
kid sis: ....
kid sis: Who?
me: ....
Dec 19th
Fuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk that!
Dec 9th
Party
Dec 8th
“The balls are flying off the shelf.”
— Sasha
Dec 4th