Billet Doux

2009

December 1
November 2
October 7
September 7
August 4
July 5
June 10
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April 6
March 20
February 11
January 19

2008

December 12
November 23
October 38
September 24
August 5
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
After a random Thanksgiving hookup, it’s nice to wake...
Nov 28th
“Happy Thanksgiving!”
Nov 27th
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Geary & 4th
Nov 22nd
They reeeeeeeeaaaallllly like Lean Pockets I guess.
Nov 22nd
Amanda’s birthday
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st
“Men who don’t like girls with brains don’t like...”
Nov 20th
“Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.”
— Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
Bill O’Reilly can eat a dick.
Nov 20th
“All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that...”
—  Marilyn Monroe (via...
Nov 19th
Again??!?!?!? You motherfuckers. Just because you’re...
Nov 13th
Hangover.
Nov 12th
Reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?
Nov 10th
I get home from work and there’s a GALLON OF PATRÒN in...
Nov 8th
Love it. I also can’t believe I took this picture with...
Nov 7th
After a month of working A LOT I’m back in the game...
Nov 6th
“Obama”
Nov 5th
Laser pen = cat remote control
Nov 4th
Laser pen = cat remote control
Nov 4th

Dating a Female Athlete (In it's full...

Me: Sara is in Ecuador teaching, check out her blog.
Isaac: Yo is Sara a tall girl?
Me: Eh, she's a little bit shorter that me.
Isaac: So would you say she's a tall girl?
Me: Well she's like my sister's height, so, she's a little bit shorter than me.
Isaac: Your sister is a tall girl. Well what do you consider a tall girl?
Me: She's not taller than me.
Isaac: Would you date someone taller than you?
Me: Not THAT much taller.
Isaac: I 'm trying to see if she's towering over these little Ecuadorians...
Isaac: I read this article in MensHealth one time by this guy who kept getting beat in sports by his lady who was an athlete. They told him to just challenge her more and not get hung up about it.
Isaac: I imagine [our friend who is short] dating a fucking amazon woman and she's all holding his forehead while she's palming the ball...
Me: She's boxing him out, dunking on him...
Isaac: "You can't stop me." She's crossin him over, skying down rebounds.
Me: "You can't keep me out the paint bitch."
Isaac: He's got his little arms all flailing out trying stop her, but he can't 'cuz she's unstoppable.
Isaac: Would you date a girl who was better than you at sports?
Me: Yea.
Isaac: I mean, if she was beating you in front of all your guys?
Me: Well yea because I'm sure I'd beat her at other stuff.
Isaac: Naw man I mean like if she was beating you at EVERYTHING...
Isaac: She can hoop on you, beat you in Soccer...
Me: [hysterical laughter]
Isaac: Pool
Me: Archery
Isaac: Badminton
Me: Table Tennis
Isaac: Darts
Me: Backgammon...Board games
Isaac: She's beating you in darts...at the bar...
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Nov 3rd

Dear Dude Learning The Violin Downstairs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut the fuck up! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nov 3rd