Billet Doux

2009

December 1
November 2
October 7
September 7
August 4
July 5
June 10
May 9
April 6
March 20
February 11
January 19

2008

December 12
November 23
October 38
September 24
August 5
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Guy Bowls 300, Falls Over...Dead
Oct 31st
The greatest birthday invitation in the history of...
Oct 24th
Play With Sarah Palin in the Oval Office
Oct 23rd
Broccoli is Trippin
Oct 23rd
Warch Watch
Easily the funniest shit I’ve seen ever.
Oct 20th
This guy is incredible, and a true patriot.
Oct 20th
“Farewell! Maybe one day I’ll see you again; maybe on...”
— Mike Rowe, on Dirty Jobs, to a...
Oct 20th
Oct 19th
Apparently Tony The Tiger works for Frito Lay now.
Oct 19th
Second shot before noon!
Oct 18th
Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. I’m coming to...
Oct 16th
This sums up my hometown (Joliet, IL). No one ever wants to...
Oct 13th
Warch Watch
BEARS, HAWKS, SOX, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS, BULLS,...
Oct 13th

Chicago Crazies vs. San Francisco...

Larry: I just had a dude try to sell me porno and tube socks for 10 dollars. Gotta love the city.
Me: There was a dude in the bar just now selling ukuleles.
Oct 13th
“WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK?! Even if he just started college THIS...”
— Los on an a former high school...
Oct 11th
exhibit a Why do they always have a swole black dude modeling the Big & Tall stuff? They never...
Oct 10th
'Invite' is Not a Fucking Noun
Oct 10th
These raw California grown walnuts are the...
Oct 9th
“We Hunt, Fish, Drink Beer and Support Barack Obama”
Oct 9th

This Day in History

On today’s date, 1871, the Great Fire began in Chicago. It burned for two days and more than...
Oct 8th
Oct 8th
Women are weapons-grade haters.
Oct 7th
I learned how to make a latte at the office. Admire that...
Oct 7th
“Quick, somebody run the numbers on a 200-year championship...”
— I didn’t hate, really!...
Oct 5th
“I think they did a very good job, and we didn’t do...”
— I didn’t hate, but Cubs...
Oct 5th
I Didn't Hate, But Jorge Arangure Jr. Did.
Oct 5th
I Didn't Hate, But Gene Wojciechowski Did.
Oct 5th

Dear Cubs, I Didn't Hate!!!

Ok Lovable Losers, you got swept in the NLDS for the second year in a row. I could have hated on...
Oct 5th
“…I didn’t even know who she was until everyone...”
— Nick on Rachel Ray coming to...
Oct 4th
The first real rain I’ve seen since I got here! I love...
Oct 4th
…and my pens. (there a two other cats)
Oct 4th
The office cats love my desk
Oct 4th
Roomate birthday!!
Oct 4th

My Apologies, Brian Anderson

I was about to right a giant “Dear Brian Anderson, Fuck You” letter, because all he does...
Oct 4th
It’s currently 9 to….oh wait….Casey Blake drives in Juan Pierre (who used to play...
Oct 3rd
“…I wouldn’t even fuck that girl with my worst...”
— Gabe on a friend’s...
Oct 3rd
Why Jayson Stark Can Eat A Dick
Oct 1st