October 2010
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New Gorillaz Track →
I like the vocals but not a fan of the synth rhythm. I love homage to Korg though!
April 2010
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Yes, Republicans, You Still Suck. You're Like the... →
March 2010
2 posts
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“Laundromat thug passion, we wash bundles there /
Keep a gun tucked in the...”
– Celph Titled
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“I been in this game for years, it made me an animal. / It’s rules to this...”
February 2010
4 posts
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“If that’s you, you are in the crosshairs of one hundred thousand snipers...”
– Blogs Are Godless Communist Bullshit
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“Just like the chic I had on my team was everything on my wish list/ Spending...”
– Phonte
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“Ugh, and the other day I noticed how long [my manager’s] nails are....”
– Megan
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“Looks like Pigeon [male manager at work] is wearing women’s jeans with a...”
– Megan
January 2010
2 posts
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“It really puts ur bad day in perspective when u tell ur man how they r so unfair...”
– AJ
December 2009
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Holla Gets a Girl's Number
I went to the bank drive thru to deposit a check. This smoking hot teller is helping me and when shes done she asks “Anything else Mr [Holla]?”. Out of no where, I say “Yeah your phone number would be nice.”
She responds with “Ok have a nice day” and I get my transaction receipt in the tube, and on the back is her name and phone number.
Not exactly sure...
November 2009
2 posts
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“I can’t even understand [him] because half of what he says is l33t and the...”
– co-worker
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“…dirt, old green wooden bleachers, hot dogs, and PBR - that’s what a...”
October 2009
6 posts
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“Man I love PEZ. I wanna try those big ones. I imagine eating one the size of a...”
– Nick
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“Oh..this must not be a big game. You know it’s not a big game when they...”
– Rick
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“People have these lofty expectations for Obama because of how bad Bush did. If...”
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To Digress
(Facebook Status) [Me] is listening to ignorant n*gga music that will surely thrust Georgia back into slavery. But hey, I can snap to it right?
Miguel: Seems like something Glenn Beck would LOVE! =)
Jaime: Miguel's listening to ... "BOOM BOOM.... Everybody say waaaayoo waaaayooo... BOOM BOOM BOOM... Everybody say waaayooo waaayooo...." lolz
Miguel: I think I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about... I'm about to listen to some 2Pac as soon as my iTunes re-installs =)
Jaime: Bitches pursue me like a dream....Been known to disappear...before your eyes just like a dope fiend ...It seems - my main thang was to be major paid ...The game sharper than a motherfuckin razor blade ...Say money bring bitches, bitches bring lies ...One n*gga's gettin jealous, and motherfuckers died ...Depend on me like the first and fifteenth ..They might hold me for a second, but these punks won't get me
Miguel: All Eyez On Me!!!
Jaime: WEST SIDE!!!!!!!!
Me: lol..."wayoooo waaaaayooo"
Me: btw...we all need to get together sometime! I ate some Chipotle, and it left me wanting actual Mexican food. Man...the Mexicans in that Chipotle were some sellouts. I ice-grilled her when she, uncaringly, tossed a tiny pile of steak on my burrito...
Jaime: dude.... chipotle and taco bell may be some good Polish food but no substitute for authentic.... just let me know... there's this bad azz joint like a block from my house... best tacos and in Chicago
Miguel: I know you aren't talking about the place across from Kelly! I went there with the Trejo twins a while back and it was nasty! Instead of regular meat, I had to eat brains! BRAAAIIINS!
Jaime: ur the dumbass that ordered brains.... when the waitress asks you what you want... you could have responded Cheeseburger genius.....
Miguel: Cheeseburger in a mexican joint? That's like ordering pizza in a chinese restaurant... And anyway, she made me order in spanish. Hence the brains :-(
Me: What? You can't say 'taco' in Spanish? Lemme give you a hint...it starts with "T"...and ends with...wait for it..."ACO" mo'fucker!
Jaime: daaaaaaaaang [Me] jus OWNED YOU...... actually burgers in Mexican joints are way better than the shiet they give you at McDonalds... you're actually getting real beef.... ok so let me get this straight... they made you order in spanish and you somehow said.... Cesos??? Taco de Cesos??? you my friend are an interesting little man
Miguel: They don't serve picadillo! That's all I know so I had to order something else. I didn't know what I was getting... pendejos...
Jaime: jajajajajja props to the twins for tricking your unbilingual arse..... jajajajjajaja... I bet [Me] knows how to order tacos better than you....you should be ashamed of yourself... stick with me... I will show you the taco ways...
Miguel: Pizza > tacos
Jaime: ummmmmmmmm no..... it has been proven through research that more tacos are sold in the U.S. than pizzas... sorry broski...
Miguel: But if the average pizza is cut into 25-30 slices each, I bet the gap is closed (if not demolished altogether)... And I would now like to take this time to apologize to [Me] for us taking over his post like this. That's what happens when two Beaners stumble upon a funny comment :-p
“I spray nut on hoes like Windex.”
– Waxamillion
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WatchI introduce you to the most ridiculous bullshit, ever.
September 2009
6 posts
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Peoria
Jerome: Speaking of breakfast, I cannot wait to get a Lou's Special at Sterling Family Restaurant.
Sc@t: Lou passed away.
Jerome: His memory will live on in his delicious breakfast special.
“Well if I had a kid, I mean, I’m not having a kid…man, I don’t...”
– coworker
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CouchDB on Leopard: libicuuc error
Ok…this isn’t a blog about development, but since development is kind of my job I’m gonna put this here.
If you just tried upgrading your couchdb installation via MacPorts, you might have gotten this error when you restarted it:
$ Apache CouchDB 0.9.1 (LogLevel=info) is starting.
{"init terminating in do_boot","dlopen(/opt/local/lib/couchdb/erlang/lib/couch
...
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“Cubs win another series; that’s 2 in a row. I fully expect us to win our...”
– Mark
August 2009
4 posts
“I used to live in the back of a holding van, / used to be offbeat like the white...”
“If you the shit nigga, I don’t care about shit now.”
– Immortal Technique
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“If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting...”
– Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock
While I was coming back from the store, some woman just burst out of the apartment across from mine chanting, gleefully, “I’m not pregnant! I’m not preeeggnant!” I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me, but I looked her dead in the eye and said, tersely, “Bitch you better not be.” Then I turned, opened my door, and came inside my apartment.
July 2009
5 posts
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“Had to take a written exam; if you are eligible for the Safe Driver Renewal you...”
– Mark A.K.A Young Jerome Jr.
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel...”
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He's Finally Gone!!! →
This guy won less games for us than he helped us lose. I hope Dumars teaches you how to handle the ball.
June 2009
10 posts
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Tennis Player's Are Just as Wimpy as Golfers →
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“A winning routine is important for success. My winning routine consists of...”
– Shaq
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing...”
– The Joker, The Dark Night
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Hey Justice, Fuck You! →
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Bye Bye Broncos, You Had a Hell of a Run. →
“[Dude], I got drunk the night before Jonas’ wedding and pissed the bed...”
– SCAT GOT
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He Burned Down Heaven?!?!??!?!?!?! →
Some asshole burned down a topless coffee shop. Read: TOPLESS COFFEE SHOP. This arson needs to be stoned to death.
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Cleveland Apparently LOVES Idiots →
It seems like one of them does something every off-season.
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May 2009
8 posts
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I'm Glad He's OK, But You're STILL a Prick James... →
Ok, so Karma had the dog bite the wrong person. I had to post this because I really ripped on Mr. Harrison, and I’m sorry the dog bit his kid. But you, James Harrison, are still a prick for not visiting the White House.
P'burgh's Harrison's Dog Bites the Shit Out of His... →
That’s what you get for not visiting Obama, you punk bitch. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? Ain’t it? The dog obviously supports Obama, and therefore had to take his frustrations out on your seed.
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“I’m broke as a bloke, no joke - otherwise I’d give Peoria a poke”
– Kap